13 Reasons why Cucumbers are better than men!

Cucumbers vs Men! Who wins, you decide!

Cucumbers are better than men, being fairly honest. Reasons being as follows:

Cucumbers are fresh for the eyes!

Cucumbers are healthy for you!

The average cucumber is 15 centimetres long.

Cucumbers stay hard for a week!

A Cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety!

You can follow a cucumber in the supermarket — and you know how hard it is when you take it home!

Cucumbers can get away any weekend!

A Cucumber will always respect you!

You only eat cucumbers when you feel like it!

Cucumbers don’t need a round of applause!

Cucumbers don’t ask ‘Am i the bestHow was it? and Did you come?’ and How many times?’

A Cucumber won’t mind hiding in the fridge when your mother comes over!

Lastly, a Cucumber can stay up all night — and you never have to sleep in a wet patch!

Honestly, i had fun writing these as much reading them, and researching food for thought, i believe we need to chill and enjoy the humor in our daily lives. This is one such thing, i believe we can all share a laugh at! I hope you guys enjoy, reading this! Have fun, but most of all buy those damn cucumbers! JK!?

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