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13 Reasons why Cucumbers are better than men!
Cucumbers vs Men! Who wins, you decide!
2 min readApr 30, 2020
Cucumbers are better than men, being fairly honest. Reasons being as follows:
Cucumbers are fresh for the eyes!
Cucumbers are healthy for you!
The average cucumber is 15 centimetres long.
Cucumbers stay hard for a week!
A Cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety!
You can follow a cucumber in the supermarket — and you know how hard it is when you take it home!