13 Reasons why Cucumbers are better than men!

Cucumbers vs Men! Who wins, you decide!

Riku Arikiri

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Cucumbers are better than men, being fairly honest. Reasons being as follows:

Cucumbers are fresh for the eyes!

Cucumbers are healthy for you!

The average cucumber is 15 centimetres long.

Cucumbers stay hard for a week!

A Cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety!

You can follow a cucumber in the supermarket — and you know how hard it is when you take it home!

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Riku Arikiri

It’s never black or white. Sometimes there’s a bit of spicy red in there as well.