13 Reasons why Cucumbers are better than men!
Cucumbers are better than men, being fairly honest. Reasons being as follows:
Cucumbers are fresh for the eyes!
Cucumbers are healthy for you!
The average cucumber is 15 centimetres long.
Cucumbers stay hard for a week!
A Cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety!
You can follow a cucumber in the supermarket — and you know how hard it is when you take it home!
Cucumbers can get away any weekend!
A Cucumber will always respect you!
You only eat cucumbers when you feel like it!
Cucumbers don’t need a round of applause!
Cucumbers don’t ask ‘Am i the best’ How was it? and Did you come?’ and How many times?’
A Cucumber won’t mind hiding in the fridge when your mother comes over!
Lastly, a Cucumber can stay up all night — and you never have to sleep in a wet patch!
Honestly, i had fun writing these as much reading them, and researching food for thought, i believe we need to chill and enjoy the humor in our daily lives. This is one such thing, i believe we can all share a laugh at! I hope you guys enjoy, reading this! Have fun, but most of all buy those damn cucumbers! JK!?