10 Humor Quotes That’ll Make You Chuckle A Few
- In Hollywood, they say there’s no business like show business in the hood they say there’s no business like no business. — 50 Cent
- Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.– Albert Camus
- The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.– Andy Rooney
- At every party, there are two kinds of people — those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.– Ann Landers
- Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.– Anton Chekhov
- Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.– Bill Maher
- The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.– Bill Watterson
- As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.– Buddy Hackett
- I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four. — Homer
- Bart: I’m done working. Working is for chumps. Homer: Son, I’m proud of you. I was twice your age before I figured that out.
Peace.
